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Things Inuyasha would never say... "


"Aw, come on! Why wont anyone touch my cute little dog ears? Pleeeeease?"
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"Hmmm....I think we should give the jewel shards to Naraku and see what happens..."
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"Sesshomaru, take the tetsusaiga. I dont need it."
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"Naraku, I'm sooooo glad you attacked Kikio in my form and she pinned me to that tree for 50 years. If not, i wouldnt have met all my new friends!" *hugs people*
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"I'm using the jewel to become human, because i hate fighting back my doggish instincts. *sniff sniff* I SMELL DOG FOOD!"
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"Miroku, you can have kagome. I want Sango, ok? ok."
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"Shippo, your a really cool guy, and a way better demon than me. HIGH FIVE LITTLE BRO!"
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"Hey Sango, did you know that your way hotter than kagome?"
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"I'm sorry"
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"Hey Kagome, can we play that fun "sit" game of yours one more time?"
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"What? I dont hate my brother. When we fight,were simply showing anger because we could not share that special "brotherly bond" that other brothers have. Sesshomaru, give me a hug!"
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"Koga, take Kagome, PLEASE!!!!!!!"
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"YAY!!!" *romps through field of wild flowers*
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"Koga, I would like you to meet someone very close to my heart...*sniffle*This is my dear brother Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru, this is my very good friend Koga... I think I'm gonna cry, this is such a happy day for me."
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"Koga, can you help me scratch the back of my ear?"
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"Kagome, would you do me the honour of becoming my bride?"
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"Poor little myoga-jiji (the flea), you seemed completely starved! Here *shows the neck* Take a sip, it's on me!"
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"Kagome?...will you.......will you....get me some more dog food...this is good!"
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"Kagome? How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
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Things Kagome would never say...


Of course I will bare your children, Miroku.
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Inuyasha, I think I will leave you for Shippo, he is more loyal to me then you.
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INUYASHA!.......there's a bug on my shirt, get it, get it!!
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[following "sit boy/osuwari"] "Heel! Stay! Roll over!"
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"Things Sango would never say... "


*scratches the back of her head while looking at a half-distroyed house* "Well..I..just...though...that your Kazana would be quicker then the vacum cleaner... hehe...silly me..."
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"How come you never hit on me Miroku?"
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"Miroku, will you be the father of my children?"
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"Sango: Where did you learn to become such a pervert?
Miroku: I trained at Master Roshi's island in the dragonball world for a long time"
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"Things Miroku would never say... "


"EWW! Girls! They have cooties!"
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"Things Shippo would never say... "


"I'm off to see my girlfriend...later!"
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"Kagome I love you...fall for me and not Inuyasha please???"
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*walks over to Rin* "Will you bear my child, miss?"
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"Things Sesshoumaru would never say... "


[to Inuyasha] "Now, who is a good doggy? Who's a googly woogly good doggy-woogy?"
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[to Naraku] "I don't CARE if you're the evil element in this plot, that cheap monkey-costume really doesn't suit you at all!! Here, why don't you try on my boa for instance, and perhaps you should have something blue-ish to match your eyes, hmmm...a little bit of eyeliner might do the trick there...and here, try these pumps on, you will look sooo stylish in these"
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"Inuyasha, I'm proud to be your brother!"
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"Dude, jakken, you ROCK!"
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"Lets leave Rin in a ditch somewhere the next time she falls asleep.."
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"I just realized something....I LOVE MY BROTHER!" *gags*
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"Lalalalalla - what are you people staring at? Never seen a demon singing before?"
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"Forget this!" *goes to the bahamas and forgets about eveything related to Inuyasha or Naraku*
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"Rin...SHUT UP!"
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"I love you guys!"
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"I feel your pain little brother. I know it's hard. just remember, I'm there for you."
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"Killing is wrong. We must be at peace wiith each other" *chants*
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"Hey! I finally got the stupid sword!...but now that I have it...I dont want it anymore...*throws it away*...HEY INUYASHA HAS A CAT! I WANT A CAT! *tries to take cat away*
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*flaps around with huge chicken wings* "Boc Boc!!! Yes Master Muffin!!!!"
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"I wish I had a human mother." *sigh*
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"Wow! two women? Way to go little bro!"
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*In a fluffy pink bathrobe, singing 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred*
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"Things Kikyo would never say... "


"Hey Kagome...nice clothes!"
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"Inuyasha... *approaches for a kiss* You...you...have a sever dogbreath, you know that? Ever considered tic tacs?"
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