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Mitsuki Chan
Hmmm le am gasit pe un site....cooll Imi plac la nebunie..enjoy:
Things Inuyasha would never say... "


"Aw, come on! Why wont anyone touch my cute little dog ears? Pleeeeease?"
.............................................
"Hmmm....I think we should give the jewel shards to Naraku and see what happens..."
.............................................
"Sesshomaru, take the tetsusaiga. I dont need it."
.............................................
"Naraku, I'm sooooo glad you attacked Kikio in my form and she pinned me to that tree for 50 years. If not, i wouldnt have met all my new friends!" *hugs people*
.............................................
"I'm using the jewel to become human, because i hate fighting back my doggish instincts. *sniff sniff* I SMELL DOG FOOD!"
.............................................
"Miroku, you can have kagome. I want Sango, ok? ok."
.............................................
"Shippo, your a really cool guy, and a way better demon than me. HIGH FIVE LITTLE BRO!"
.............................................
"Hey Sango, did you know that your way hotter than kagome?"
.............................................
"I'm sorry"
.............................................
"Hey Kagome, can we play that fun "sit" game of yours one more time?"
.............................................
"What? I dont hate my brother. When we fight,were simply showing anger because we could not share that special "brotherly bond" that other brothers have. Sesshomaru, give me a hug!"
.............................................
"Koga, take Kagome, PLEASE!!!!!!!"
.............................................
"YAY!!!" *romps through field of wild flowers*
.............................................
"Koga, I would like you to meet someone very close to my heart...*sniffle*This is my dear brother Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru, this is my very good friend Koga... I think I'm gonna cry, this is such a happy day for me."
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"Koga, can you help me scratch the back of my ear?"
.............................................
"Kagome, would you do me the honour of becoming my bride?"
.............................................
"Poor little myoga-jiji (the flea), you seemed completely starved! Here *shows the neck* Take a sip, it's on me!"
.............................................
"Kagome?...will you.......will you....get me some more dog food...this is good!"
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"Kagome? How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
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Things Kagome would never say...


Of course I will bare your children, Miroku.
..........................
Inuyasha, I think I will leave you for Shippo, he is more loyal to me then you.
...........................
INUYASHA!.......there's a bug on my shirt, get it, get it!!
............................
[following "sit boy/osuwari"] "Heel! Stay! Roll over!"
.............................



"Things Sango would never say... "


*scratches the back of her head while looking at a half-distroyed house* "Well..I..just...though...that your Kazana would be quicker then the vacum cleaner... hehe...silly me..."
.............................................
"How come you never hit on me Miroku?"
.............................................
"Miroku, will you be the father of my children?"
.............................................
"Sango: Where did you learn to become such a pervert?
Miroku: I trained at Master Roshi's island in the dragonball world for a long time"
.............................................




"Things Miroku would never say... "


"EWW! Girls! They have cooties!"
.............................................





"Things Shippo would never say... "


"I'm off to see my girlfriend...later!"
.............................................
"Kagome I love you...fall for me and not Inuyasha please???"
.............................................
*walks over to Rin* "Will you bear my child, miss?"
.............................................




"Things Sesshoumaru would never say... "


[to Inuyasha] "Now, who is a good doggy? Who's a googly woogly good doggy-woogy?"
.............................................
[to Naraku] "I don't CARE if you're the evil element in this plot, that cheap monkey-costume really doesn't suit you at all!! Here, why don't you try on my boa for instance, and perhaps you should have something blue-ish to match your eyes, hmmm...a little bit of eyeliner might do the trick there...and here, try these pumps on, you will look sooo stylish in these"
.............................................
"Inuyasha, I'm proud to be your brother!"
.............................................
"Dude, jakken, you ROCK!"
.............................................
"Lets leave Rin in a ditch somewhere the next time she falls asleep.."
.............................................
"I just realized something....I LOVE MY BROTHER!" *gags*
.............................................
"Lalalalalla - what are you people staring at? Never seen a demon singing before?"
.............................................
"Forget this!" *goes to the bahamas and forgets about eveything related to Inuyasha or Naraku*
.............................................
"Rin...SHUT UP!"
.............................................
"I love you guys!"
.............................................
"I feel your pain little brother. I know it's hard. just remember, I'm there for you."
.............................................
"Killing is wrong. We must be at peace wiith each other" *chants*
.............................................
"Hey! I finally got the stupid sword!...but now that I have it...I dont want it anymore...*throws it away*...HEY INUYASHA HAS A CAT! I WANT A CAT! *tries to take cat away*
.............................................
*flaps around with huge chicken wings* "Boc Boc!!! Yes Master Muffin!!!!"
.............................................
"I wish I had a human mother." *sigh*
.............................................
"Wow! two women? Way to go little bro!"
.............................................
*In a fluffy pink bathrobe, singing 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred*
.............................................



"Things Kikyo would never say... "


"Hey Kagome...nice clothes!"
.............................................
"Inuyasha... *approaches for a kiss* You...you...have a sever dogbreath, you know that? Ever considered tic tacs?"
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Ce ziceti???????v-au placut ?
Kisa
Dragutze replici, dar as zice ca ar putea fi inventate mult mai multe daca stai putin sa te gandesti. laugh.gif
yannakikyo
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif smile.gif Cooooooool
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool !! !! ! !! !! !I like it
rei21
sunt super zi-mi si mie adresa site-ului happy.gif
Mitsuki Chan
Le am de muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuult timp ...cred k de pe planet zot
angel_of_night
Sunt betoane , imi plac la nebunie hai sa vedem daca putem sa inventam si noi alte replici .... ce ziceti ?
Kagome-chan
Sunt dragute dar mi se pare o pierdere totala de vreme sa mai inventam noi altele . This is my opinion . rolleyes.gif
Kagami
destul de banale if u ask me...ar fi putut inventa unele mult mai tari
Probably me
Principalul lucru pe care Inuyasha nu l-ar spune: "I love you". wink.gif
Odeena
Super amuzante replicile... in special cele ale lui Sesshoumaru tongue.gif
Anzai
faine replici! biggrin.gif am mai vazut ceva asemanator pe animechains.com
trebuie sa ma gandesc oameni buni ca poate imi vine si mie ceva in cap,think,think,think huh.gif
pretty_sango
super funny ....am gasit si eu ceva asemanator in timp ce navigam p net :P poate mai postezi cateva...asta dak mai gasesti .. :)
Inuyasha-girl
Eu as mai adauga:

Inuyasha:Ow,yes,Kagome,Sango realy is in love with Miroku!
sailorcorvus
da super faine , dar cine stie poate venim si noi cu ceva nou.
Da destul de buna Inuyasha-girl . Chiar foarte buna.
andreea_vcl
hai ca-s tari replicile
Moonsparkle
hai ca nu-s tari.
shinigami
Ha ha. Ce banale sunt toate. Variatii pe temele astea am vazut pt mai toate seriile pt care am citit asemenea liste. Ha ha. Ma sparg de ras. In fine, this is the name of the game so I'll play. (Vezi, Moonshine, macar am incercat. tongue.gif )

Nu am de gand sa dau c/p la ideile altcuiva, asa ca doar links:

Things That Miroku Would Never Say (pt ca "EWW! Girls! They have cooties!" e cam... prea juvenil)
Things Kagome Would Never Say
si
altele
Mir_San 4ever love
Incerc si eu:
Kagome:Inuyasha m-am saturat de mutra ta de caine.De ce nu incerci sa fi un gentelman ca Naraku.He is so sweet!
Inuyasha:Imi pasa mie undeva de tine si de Naraku.Eu oricum tin la Kaeade si ne vom casatori.

Shessomaru:Jaken mi-am dat seama cat de puternic,aratos si tare esti.Vreau sa fiu intr-o zi ca tine.Ce as putea sa fac mai intai?
Jaken:Pai,poti sa ai grija de Rin,cat timp eu ma duc in satul din apropiere sa agatz niste domnisoare.
Rin:Ewww,nu vreau sa stau cu nenea asta.Pute a sange,iesi!
Shessomaru:Am inteles copilas dragutz ce esti.

Miroku:M-am saturat sa-mi tot sacrific viata pt.tine,ma enervezi!
Sango:Sentimentul e reciproc,si acum nu-mi sta in drum plec sa-mi fac manichiura cu Ayame.

Patty
LOL laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif Destul de multa inspiratzie!!!bv laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
waste
Sa incerc si eu...
Naraku: Inuyasha...te iubesc. De asta te-am lovit...cine loveste iubeste.
Inuyasha: Daca tu ma iubesti, ai intarziat pentru ca eu o iubesc pe Kagura.



Kagome: Inuyasha, il iubesc pe Shippo mai mult decat pe tine.
Inuyasha: Iar eu pe Kykio.
Kagome: Osuwari!!!
Patty
Cool! smile.gif ............ai talent Waste!I am green with envy! tongue.gif
waste
Sa mai incerc...
Things Kagome and Inuyasha would never say:

Kagome:Inuyasha te iubesc.
Inuyasha: Si eu.
K: Atunci, vrei sa facem un bebelas?
I: Sigur!!! (ce-o mai fi si ala?)


K: Inuyasha, Kouga e mai dragut, chipes si destept decat tine!!!
I: Iar Sango este mai frumoasa si mai intelegatoare decat tine.

K: Inuyasha, acum dezleg blestemul Osuwari!!
I: AuU!!! Ce ziceai?

I: Kagome, am castigat la loto!!!
K: Stii ce-i aia?
I: Ce vrei sa-ti cumpar?
K: Un nou iubit!!! tongue.gif
kittykirara
Chiar ai talent tongue.gif Funny laugh.gif Mai posteaza wink.gif
demon of light
my turn:
Inuyasha: Kagome, da-mi un pupic!!!!
Kagome: In visele tale....caine!!!!
Trickster
Inuyasha:
-My fellow compatriots, let us rejoice in this our of socialist triumph!
Kagome:
-Russia—our sacred state,
Russia—our beloved country.
A mighty will, a great glory
Are yours forever for all time!
Restul in cor:
-Be glorious, our free Fatherland,
Ancient union of brotherly peoples,
Ancestor given wisdom of the people!
Be glorious, country! We are proud of you!
Mogadorian
Interesant...sau nu...nush ce sa spun...dak stam sa ne gandim la lucruri pe care personajele le-ar spune ne-am apuca shi am spune basme romaneshti....fiindca lor le-ar fi imposibil sa le shtie...dar in fine...am vazut replici asemanatoare la 3 sau 4 anime-uri diferite...asha ca...
totushi am facut shi eu o chestie...ca-mi place cum suna...
K: Hai la vanatoare de Shikkon!
I: Buzz off B*A****...I'm listening "Disturbed"...
K: Osiwari!
no reaction
K: osuwari osuwari osuwari...
I: I thought I told you to buzz off...and btw...my headphones are on...can't hear s*it of what you're saing...

scuzatzi limbajul de mahala...dar cu fraze dulci nu avea acelashi efect...shi in plus Inuyasha chiar nu ar vb asha tongue.gif
crys
QUOTE(Mitsuki Chan @ Aug 17 2005, 02:46 PM)
Hmmm le am gasit pe un site....cooll Imi plac la nebunie..enjoy:
Things Inuyasha would never say... "


"Aw, come on! Why wont anyone touch my cute little dog ears? Pleeeeease?"
.............................................
"Hmmm....I think we should give the jewel shards to Naraku and see what happens..."
.............................................
"Sesshomaru, take the tetsusaiga. I dont need it."
.............................................
"Naraku, I'm sooooo glad you attacked Kikio in my form and she pinned me to that tree for 50 years. If not, i wouldnt have met all my new friends!" *hugs people*
.............................................
"I'm using the jewel to become human, because i hate fighting back my doggish instincts. *sniff sniff* I SMELL DOG FOOD!"
.............................................
"Miroku, you can have kagome. I want Sango, ok? ok."
.............................................
"Shippo, your a really cool guy, and a way better demon than me. HIGH FIVE LITTLE BRO!"
.............................................
"Hey Sango, did you know that your way hotter than kagome?"
.............................................
"I'm sorry"
.............................................
"Hey Kagome, can we play that fun "sit" game of yours one more time?"
.............................................
"What? I dont hate my brother. When we fight,were simply showing anger because we could not share that special "brotherly bond" that other brothers have. Sesshomaru, give me a hug!"
.............................................
"Koga, take Kagome, PLEASE!!!!!!!"
.............................................
"YAY!!!" *romps through field of wild flowers*
.............................................
"Koga, I would like you to meet someone very close to my heart...*sniffle*This is my dear brother Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru, this is my very good friend Koga... I think I'm gonna cry, this is such a happy day for me."
.............................................
"Koga, can you help me scratch the back of my ear?"
.............................................
"Kagome, would you do me the honour of becoming my bride?"
.............................................
"Poor little myoga-jiji (the flea), you seemed completely starved! Here *shows the neck* Take a sip, it's on me!"
.............................................
"Kagome?...will you.......will you....get me some more dog food...this is good!"
......................................
"Kagome? How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
.......................................


Things Kagome would never say...


Of course I will bare your children, Miroku.
..........................
Inuyasha, I think I will leave you for Shippo, he is more loyal to me then you.
...........................
INUYASHA!.......there's a bug on my shirt, get it, get it!!
............................
[following "sit boy/osuwari"] "Heel! Stay! Roll over!"
.............................

"Things Sango would never say... "


*scratches the back of her head while looking at a half-distroyed house* "Well..I..just...though...that your Kazana would be quicker then the vacum cleaner... hehe...silly me..."
.............................................
"How come you never hit on me Miroku?"
.............................................
"Miroku, will you be the father of my children?"
.............................................
"Sango: Where did you learn to become such a pervert?
Miroku: I trained at Master Roshi's island in the dragonball world for a long time"
.............................................

"Things Miroku would never say... "


"EWW! Girls! They have cooties!"
.............................................


"Things Shippo would never say... "
"I'm off to see my girlfriend...later!"
.............................................
"Kagome I love you...fall for me and not Inuyasha please???"
.............................................
*walks over to Rin* "Will you bear my child, miss?"
.............................................

"Things Sesshoumaru would never say... "


[to Inuyasha] "Now, who is a good doggy? Who's a googly woogly good doggy-woogy?"
.............................................
[to Naraku] "I don't CARE if you're the evil element in this plot, that cheap monkey-costume really doesn't suit you at all!! Here, why don't you try on my boa for instance, and perhaps you should have something blue-ish to match your eyes, hmmm...a little bit of eyeliner might do the trick there...and here, try these pumps on, you will look sooo stylish in these"
.............................................
"Inuyasha, I'm proud to be your brother!"
.............................................
"Dude, jakken, you ROCK!"
.............................................
"Lets leave Rin in a ditch somewhere the next time she falls asleep.."
.............................................
"I just realized something....I LOVE MY BROTHER!" *gags*
.............................................
"Lalalalalla - what are you people staring at? Never seen a demon singing before?"
.............................................
"Forget this!" *goes to the bahamas and forgets about eveything related to Inuyasha or Naraku*
.............................................
"Rin...SHUT UP!"
.............................................
"I love you guys!"
.............................................
"I feel your pain little brother. I know it's hard. just remember, I'm there for you."
.............................................
"Killing is wrong. We must be at peace wiith each other" *chants*
.............................................
"Hey! I finally got the stupid sword!...but now that I have it...I dont want it anymore...*throws it away*...HEY INUYASHA HAS A CAT! I WANT A CAT! *tries to take cat away*
.............................................
*flaps around with huge chicken wings* "Boc Boc!!! Yes Master Muffin!!!!"
.............................................
"I wish I had a human mother." *sigh*
.............................................
"Wow! two women? Way to go little bro!"
.............................................
*In a fluffy pink bathrobe, singing 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred*
.............................................
"Things Kikyo would never say... "


"Hey Kagome...nice clothes!"
.............................................
"Inuyasha... *approaches for a kiss* You...you...have a sever dogbreath, you know that? Ever considered tic tacs?"
.............................................


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fooooooaaaarrrteeee tari fazele!!!
Blue Rose
Le-am gasit de pe un site si le-am transcris........mie mi-au placut....sper sa va placa si voua biggrin.gif smile.gif wink.gif :
Kagome:Inuyasha!striga intr-un glas trist.Inuyasha fugi repede sa vada ce se intampla.
Inuyasha:Kagome,s-a intamplat ceva?
Kagome:Cum adica,prostule!Mi-am rupt o unghie!Nu poti si tu sa judeci ma car putin?
Inuyasha:D-dar...el fuse intrerupt de catre Kagome.
Kagome:Nici un dar:Duma repede in timpul meu inainte de ora 8:00 si fami o programare la stilist.Repede ca de nu ma supar!
Inuyasha catre Kikyo: Kikyo...te iubesc ..dar mirosi ca un mormant intreg!

Kikyo catre Inuyasha: Inuyasha i-a mai lasa-ma-n pace ca eu il prefer pe Naraku! are tot ce-i trebuie unei fete : un castel, o bucata mare de giuvaier si dupa cum arata blana aia are si multzi bani

Naraku(pe patu' de moarte): Avocat scrie! lui Inuyasha, dusmanul meu preferat ii las giuvaierul ca si asa e cam ciobit si nu da bine prin sufragerie...lui Sesshoumaru care si el e destul de enervant ii las colectzia mea de blanuri Armani, lui Kikyo ii las un incalzitor portabil pt ca am auzit ca e rece fara niciun motiv serios iar pe cei pe care nu i-am putut devora inca le las ce am mai de pretz : iubirea mea eterna

Jaken catre Sesshoumaru : Sesshoumaru-sama de unde tzi-ai cumparat fitzele astea? din europa cu trei la zece mii?!

Inuyasha:Eu te-am iubit intodeauna Kagome.
Kagome:Eu te-am urat intodeauna Inuyasha.

Miroku:Sango vrei sa te casatoresti cu mine?
Sango:Nu.Eu ma casatoresc cu Inuyasha .

Inuyasha:Nu pot sa cred cat sunt de rau.Ar trebui sa-i dau Tessaiga lui Sesshomaru.El o merita cu adevarat

Jaken:M-am saturat de stapanul Sesshomaru.Ma duc la Inuyasha sa-l slujesc.

Inuyasha:Eu vreau sa ma impac cu tine dragul meu frate.
Sesshomaru:Mai intrebi?Normal k o sa ne impacam .

Kagome:Inuyasha pot sa iti mangai urechiusele?
Inuyasha:Cu multa placere draga mea.



Inuyasha:Kagome te iubesc
Kagome:Ai innebunit Inuyasha eu nu te iubesc il iubesc pe naraku
Naraku:Miroku ce spui mergem la agatat de femei ca am auzit ca sant cateva frumoase in sat
Miroku:Cum sa nu dar cred ca printre ele se numara si Sango ca am auzit ca are un fund tare dragut
Sango(catre Miroku):Miroku scuzama ca nu team lasat pana acuma sa ma atingi pe fund dar de acum te voi lasa cu o singura conditie :sa ma saruti


in timpul luptei sessh catre inu: time out! mi se strica machiajul. ma duc sa mil refac . be right back.

kurama: acuma vam prins! care dintre voi mia luat balsamul de par?

yuyuke: keiko, ne vom casatori shi vom avea 3 copii, pe care ii vom creshte impreuna, renunt la meseria mea de detectiv al lumii spirituale shi o sa ma fac politist.
keiko: dar yusuke, eu doream doar blana aia de la armany.

kagome: sango, vrei sati fac lipeala cu fratele meu?



Inuyasha:
Myouga:Inuyasha-sama, ascunde-te in spatele meu... O sa te apar eu... Aaa.. si m-am hotarat sa ma las de muscat....



Miroku se 'reprofileaza'

Miroku: Dupa intamplarile de azi, nu ma voi mai uita la o fata niciodata!
Inuyasha: Desigur... da' de ce te uiti asa la mine?
Miroku: Imi plac urechile tale, sunt asa de pufoase
-------------------------------

'Asediul' asupra lui Naraku (inceput cam de o saptamana xD)

Inuyasha: Naraku, trebuia sa iti spun asta mai devreme... sunt tatal fiului tau!! ???
Naraku: Nu mai face misto! M-am saturat de glumele tale proaste!! Tine Giuvaierul, doar lasa-ma in pace! Daca nu mai aud o gluma de-a ta toata eternitatea si tot nu e de ajuns!!!
Inuyasha: Mie imi convine



Inuyasha:Sessh,vreau sa merg la gradinitza!
Sessh:Nu se poate!
Inuyasha(ca un copil de 5 ani):Dar vreau sa merg la gradinita!!!Vreau sa merg!!!


Sango:Kouga,hai la o cafea!!!
Kouga:Ok,Gagica!!!
Sango:Bine,pe la ce ora sa te trec?Dupa Inuyasha??
Kouga:Pe la 17:00,dar vreau sa si dorm cu tine!!!Si vreau si 4 lupisori!!!


Kagome:Hojo,saruta-ma!!(Miroku ii vede)
Miroku:Ahaaa.......deci asa,dupa ca ieri ne-am contopit trupurile!!
Kagome(nervoasa):Mirokuu.............ce-ai facut??Noi filmam pentru un proiect la scoala!!(Kagome in mintea ei:pfiuu...am scapat)
Miroku:Ooops....



Miroku > Sango , eu vreau sa ma casatoresc cu tine si nu o sa te mai insel niciodata , iti jur!
Sango > Desigur Miroku , eu intodeauna am vrut sa te incurajez sa-mi pui mana pe fund.Ne casatorim , aaaa si nu e nici o problema daca te mai duci in miez de noapte pe la Kagome , Kagura , femeile din satul vecin etc.

Shippo > Inuyasha , ma cam enervezi , mereu ma lovesti si mie nu imi convine! Treci incoa sa te lovesc si eu!

Kouga > Kagome , eu te urasc din suflet , nush ce a fost in capul meu cand ti-am declarat dragostea , cred k eram beat sau asha ceva.
Kagome > Dar ... Kouga , eu te iubesc ... nu imi poti face asta....

Ayame > Kouga , te-am asteptat destul , m-am plictisit deja de mutra ta. Eu ma casatoresc cu Sesshi si nu ai ce face.
Kouga > Dar ... Ayame , te iubesc , vreau sa ma casatoresc cu tine...
Ayame > Si ce-mi pasa mie? Pe langa asta , Sesshi calatoreste prin aer , iar u alergi k disperatu' de colo pana colo.

Sesshi > Inuyasha , bro , ce dor mi-era de tine!
Inu > Frate , ce zici sa uitam de trecut ... mergem la o pizza!

Naraku > Eu nici nu mai vreau sa ma lupt . O sa ii dau partea mea de Giuvaier amicului meu de-o viatza , Inu! Poftim amice.
Inu > Mersi amice , da nici eu nu o mai vreau. Ia-o u , Sessh , bro.
Sesshi > Nici eu nu mai am nevoie de ea...
Naraku > Hai la o cafea!
Inu & Sesshi > Minunat amice!
Naraku > Da dupa ce merg la coafor .
Inu > Eu merg la Betty's Coafor .
Sesshi > Eu tre' sa merg la Kouga sa ii duc o placinta pe kre am facut-o singurel.



o sa mai postey daca mai vreti wink.gif ........
frosty
inuyasha: kagome........te......iubesc
kagome: hontini?
inuyasha: just kidding biggrin.gif
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