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post Dec 15 2004, 08:58 PM
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Vazut luni, 13.12.2004, in Brasov, microbuz VW negru, scris cu alb, pe-un semicerc, 'Servicii Funerare', cu numar de inmatriculare BV 29 FUN.


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Acum, in locul lui, ma duceam la Politie, si spuneam 'Da-mi orice alt numar de inmatriculare'. Normal, as fi putut primi:

BV 29 HAZ
BV 29 JOY
BV 29 KEF

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post Jan 7 2005, 01:32 PM
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Trabant Din Deva .. totul Vynilat cu Flori... si pe marigini scria MARE :

Flower POWER :shock:


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post Jan 7 2005, 02:50 PM
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Dar ce spuneti voi de asta: avem un magazin non-stop - Exotic (sigla - un palmier) in Codlea. I-a mers atat de bine, incat s-a extinds - tot in Codlea. Acum sunt doua. 2. Pe 01.01.2005, seara, ambele magazine, non-stop pe manadoua, erau inchise...
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post Jan 8 2005, 10:14 AM
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Asta-i chiar buna:

Intru intr-un taxi lovit in partea dreapta, cu usa din spate palnie. Imi pun centura (mereu mi-o pun), iar soferul imi spune 'Nu-i nevoie sa ti-o pui'.

PS - Faceti si voi abastractie de aparitiile lui 'a pune'.
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post Mar 3 2005, 02:36 PM
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Romanul s-a nascut poet. Admirati titlul:

http://www.libertatea.ro/index.jsp?page=ma...icle&aid=105558
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post Mar 3 2005, 08:32 PM
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vazut dric visiniu cu nr de inmatriculare BC 69 KIL,iar pe usa din spate scria minuscul :"Daca cititi aceste randuri sunteti clinetul nostru ! "
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post Mar 4 2005, 01:14 AM
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O sa credeti ca e fictiune sau ca inventez. Dar imaginati-va un trabant cu motor de ferrary.Gata.... Acum deschideti ochii si citit. Unu care era prea legat emotional de masina lui , si dorind sa cumpere alta , a decis sa imbine utilul cu placutul. Astfel a pastrat si masina mult iubita si a cumparat alta nou :D. A luat una bucata trabant si a pus pe ea tot ce se putea de la un Ferarry. Nu mai stiu exact ce marca , dar era Ferarry si asta spune cam tot :D. Dupa ce a pornito , omul era in extaz , si sa vedeti ce ciudat era sa auzi un motor de Ferarry si sa incepi sa il cauti , si sa ramai trasnit cand vezi trabantul cum zboara prin fata ta. Din fericire pt multi si din pacate pt posesor , motoru s-a dovedit a fii prea puternic pt masinuta aia , si a facut bum , cand a vrut sa se intreaca cu un BMW. Eh C'est la vie :D
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post Mar 4 2005, 06:55 AM
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Imi aduc aminte de un non stop din Blaj, care era vopsit tot negru si era numit de catre citizeni Bivolul negru (but that unofficial) si apoi cand si-au pus si firma dupa vreo 6 ani scria sus si tare "Ghibolu negru".
Bar din nush ce comuna indeaproape de Blaj, care scris pur si simplu "Bar una intrauna" in loc de non stop....
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post Mar 4 2005, 01:17 PM
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Constanta: 'Executam fotografi la minut'.
Brasov: 'Executam copii serocs'.
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post Mar 4 2005, 01:18 PM
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Codlea: omul isi face firma. Cum sa-i spuna? Ah, da!! 'Mert-san' (mertsan > mertzan > merzan > mercedes benz)
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post Mar 4 2005, 07:02 PM
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dacie veche si urata, si pe spate avea un actibild: "My other car is a porche"!
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post Mar 5 2005, 01:55 AM
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Un Taxi de prin Bucuresti are inscriptionat pe bara de protectie din spate : STAI CALM AMICE !!!!. Am vazut chestia asta cand eram intr-un taxi la un stop si il sclacsona pe ala din fata ca nu voia sa plece :D.
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post Mar 7 2005, 08:57 PM
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Am vazut odata un restaurant care se numea "ASHOLE" :D ...exista 3 variante:
1.patronul a vrut sa faca o gluma
2.patronul a vrut sa atraga clienti
3.(si cel mai probabil)patronul nu stie engleza si nu face legatura

bine ca nu a scris cu 2 de S... :roll:
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post Mar 8 2005, 03:35 PM
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Reactia imdiata ar fi 'Cunosc cazul unei persoane care a mancat intr-un loc ASHOLE' .
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post Mar 14 2005, 07:30 PM
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Un politzist in Bucuresti nu a lasat o ambulantza cu girofarurile si toate cele aprinse sa treaca pt ca nu vroia el (sau poate a chiulit de la lectia aia /angry ).
La o intersectie in centru trecea coloana prezidentiala si o alta salvare a trebuit sa astepte sa treaca coloana(nu e vb de aceeasi intamplare /... ).
Sau un anuntz din autobzul 173: "Azi nu deschidem intre statzii, maine da. Va multzumim." /...
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post Mar 14 2005, 07:56 PM
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Acum vreo 2 luni am plecat grabit de la firma. Am uitat niste surse, vroiam sa lucrez acasa (am voie) :D

Am realizat a doua zi, asa ca am trimis un mail la firma, cu titlu 'Neantent'.
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post Mar 17 2005, 12:31 PM
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post May 5 2005, 10:48 AM
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daca te duci la doftor auzi multe si nevrute,cum ar fi :
Doctoru' -Mamaie, ai gaze?
Mamaie - Poftim ?
Doctoru' - ai gaze??
mamaie - ce sunt alea maica?
Doctoru'( cu o voce raspicata): - TE BESI???
Mamaie - Acu???
Doctoru' - NU, IN GENERAL!!!

Ja/Ja !
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post May 6 2005, 01:27 AM
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http://www.resursadefun.ro/gi28_La-noi.htm

Ce sa mai adaug..e din blaj si dak nu aparea aci faceam eu poza si o puneam pe net...merita..... am crapat de ras prima data cand am vazut-o live....e din blaj poza. :oops:
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