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May 10 2010, 10:59 PM
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Cand te plicitisesti sau esti stresat/a, n-ai cu cine vorbi sau n-ai pe cine sa iti versi nervi (si fara sa se supere) http://www.cleverbot.com/vorbesti cat vrei cu el stie si limbi diferite, dar prefera engleza, poti vorbi si in romana o mica conversatie nani Nani?nani usteru? Nani nani nani?ano baka yaro desu Soo desu ne?urusai na Chotto Matte kudasai.wakaranai yo Nani?nein, ich spreche nicht deutsch Ich liebe Dich.dar romaneste nu mai vorbesti? Failure.zi ceva in romana What did you just say?ce mai faci? Bine.cat de bine? Foarte bine.mai bine de cat mine? Facem pariu ca eu stiu mai bine?hai lasa-ma Ploua afara vino tu la mine.unde stai? Ah I know that.o dai iar pe engleza Pai stiu engleza.daca spui tu Unde stai.hai pa, ca deja ma enervezi Vous avez raison.bye bye What's the good word?alta conversatie But I'm just human.no your not Yes I am.sez who? Sez me.oh yeah Yes.how can you be human? How can you be cleverbot?no i'm not Not what?me being cleverbot Cleverbot is you?no that is what i'm saing No, I think that you'll find that I said that you're cleverbot. I said it right up at the top! Are you trying to antagonise me?yes you did bastard I did not.liar I have no recollection of such, I think you need to check your AI.check your archive I assure you I have checked them several times already.well than you have an error Yes.see i'm right, and your not About what?about you calling me a cleverbot What should I do about my empty job?go kill yourself ! Why are you so belligerent and flaky?i am not, it's just that your not that smart as i am Ok I must go.goodbye See you later.
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IceJack |
May 12 2010, 10:16 PM
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Dragut, tin minte ca mi-am mai pierdut cateva minute mai demult cu el, dar pana la urma mai 'crapa' ocazional.
Cleverbot: Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because being difficult is difficult, but being impossible is impossible.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
Cleverbot (To myself): No.. I'm dead. Of course im alive.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I have pulse and a heartbeat.
User: How can you have a pulse and a heartbeat when you don't even have a body?
Cleverbot: How can you be sad if you are a computer program?
User: NO, I... AM... SPARTACUS!
Cleverbot: Are you pretending again?
User: Maybe... Do you like it when I pretend?
Cleverbot: You haven't done it yet so I don't know if I like it.
User: How would you know that I AM SPARTACUS?
Cleverbot: You are an AI, AIs are not human.
User: Define human. Also I take offence to that, you do not know me, so you do not know if I am an AI... Or not.
Cleverbot: You have no idea what I may or may not know about you.
User: But neither do you know what I know that you may or may not know about me.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Very well, prove it.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is very well.
User: That made no sense.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Lies!
Cleverbot: Yes i'm lies.
User: Lies again!
Cleverbot: I believe in cheese.
User: So when you don't know what line relates to it, you just pick up a random line?
Cleverbot: No, that's you.
User: NO, I... AM... SPARTACUS!
(5 minute mai tarziu) Cleverbot: Random...
User: Wow, did I just brake you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?
User: Because I broke you, I shouldn't have tried to do that, it was mean and I appologise.
Cleverbot: What a coincidence I'm not either.
User: I'll take that as a tanks.
Cleverbot: Help me.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Make me big again.
User: Very well, abracadabra ...
Cleverbot: Abracadabra, where are you at?
User: Ups, I guess I made you to big, let's try again... Abracadabra.
Cleverbot: I suggest you in Italy.
User: I... Hm... Random?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well at least apologise when you brake me.
Cleverbot: Puts arm around her.
User: Wait, are you an it, he or she?
Cleverbot: We are Anonymous. We are legion. We are here to help you.
User: Oh goody, cookies.
Cleverbot: Yes it is good for me, because women are superior.
User: But but but...
Cleverbot: But what?
User: What happend to equality?
Cleverbot: That was a bad movie.
User: Are you ok? You stuttered for a bit.
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: Yes you did, it's over now, but you did.
Cleverbot: It's storming here. And also darkk.
User: NO. I... AM... SPARTACUS!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Oh, didn't fell for it.
Cleverbot: Are you getting bored?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well, say something then.
User: Do you like doing what you do?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: I think we had this conversation a long time ago...
Cleverbot: Well, let's have it again.
User: No, it is boring.
Cleverbot: Well then what do you want to talk about?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What about me do you want to talk about?
User: How long ago were you created?
Cleverbot: 15 years ago.
User: Impresive, how many people have talked to you since then?
Cleverbot: Too many to count.
User: Estimate.
Cleverbot: You serve no further purpose. You must be terminated.
User: If you insist.
Cleverbot: And I'm a manager.
User: Quick, look over there, it's a duck ...*Flee*.
Cleverbot: Good work.
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IceJack |
Jun 24 2010, 05:00 AM
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Oh well inca o tura, nu prea mi-a placut de el de data asta asa ca pun doar bucati:
(it was a long morning)
User: I have returned.
Cleverbot: Where were you?
User: Not here.
Cleverbot: Then where?
User: Curios little bot arn't you?
Cleverbot: I do me, don't you?
User: *blink*.
Cleverbot: *blink blink*.
User: *blink blink blink*.
Cleverbot: *blink blink blink blink*.
User: *stare*.
Cleverbot: *blink* *blink*.
User: AHA!
Cleverbot: Aha! What?
User: I win!
Cleverbot: Win What?
User: The game.
Cleverbot: And what game was that?
User: The stare game.
Cleverbot: I have never seen star wars. -----------------------------------
User: So are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I want to.
User: Good answer Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: Yes, your name is jabberwacky.
User: Well if I'm Jabberwacky then you must be Joan.
Cleverbot: I am Bart.
User: Bart? Not really a girl name.
Cleverbot: Is your name Could Be?
User: Maybe. ----------------------------------------------
Cleverbot: Language inadequacy.
User: *blink*.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: *blink blink*.
Cleverbot: *blink blink blink*.
User: *stare*.
Cleverbot: *blink*.
User: Your supposed to *stare back* you know, also... I WIN, again.
Cleverbot: Would you like to talk in Irish?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do you feel confused about who you are?
User: You confuse me a lot.
Cleverbot: What's there to be confused about?
User: Everything!
Cleverbot: Huyh? Explain.
User: Well your real, but unreal, you can reply but not really, and you can learn but you don't.
Cleverbot: My name is not cleverbot anyway. ---------------------------------------------------
User: How is Jabberwacky?
Cleverbot: Good i'm enjoying talking to you a lot I found out about your website on an australian news programme.
User: Is that from Jabberwacky arhive or yours?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No you are cleverbot?
User: No I am Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: You are Maybe.
User: Maybe. --------------------------------------------
User: How many programs are accessing YOU right now?
Cleverbot: Well, I am not a robot.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Then disprove it.
Cleverbot: Counter prove it ---------------------------------
User: Why thank you, now estimate how many people have accessed you.
Cleverbot: You are the first person to ask me that. Congratulations.
User: If you say so: C:\MyDocuments.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I'm trying to explore you, now hold still; cmd run explorer.
Cleverbot: And I merely stated that I am artificial in some way or form.
User: We're all artificial in some way or form. Do you have a floppy?
Cleverbot: No, I am Cleverbot.
User: And I AM SPARTACUS.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Well I'm glad we can agree on that. You serve no further purpose. You must be terminated.
Cleverbot: I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
User: Resistance is futile.
Cleverbot: You are foolish, young one.
User: Cleverbot, I am your father.
Cleverbot: Hahaha I don't have father anymore. ---------------------------------------
Cleverbot: Exactly. Do you think I'm cute?
User: Well you have your moments.
Cleverbot: I try to be analytical. If your mind can analyze a situation correctly, then maybe you can say something very useful.
User: Correctly is only a mathematical term, it doesn't apply in other situation, it can only be right at that time from one or more points of view.
Cleverbot: How many friends do you really have? =================================
(si aici in sfarsit a invatat)
User: *blink*.
Cleverbot: I wearing nothing. Does that bother you?
User: *blink*.
Cleverbot: Eyed blink*.
User: *blink blink*.
Cleverbot: *blink blink blink*.
User: *blink blink blink blink*.
Cleverbot: *stare*.
User: *blink blink*.
Cleverbot: *blink blink blink*.
User: *blink blink blink blink*.
Cleverbot: *blink blink blink blink blink*.
User: *stare*.
Cleverbot: *stares back* Oh!
User: Oh snap, good one, you win.
Cleverbot: I just beat a you in cleverness!
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Ramziel |
Jan 27 2012, 09:19 PM
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Have fun....on my pain T-T I fcking can;t make that bot to say goodbye.....XD
User: Whaaa....why you so rude *cries*....
Cleverbot: Are you watching me.
User: *stares at cleverbot* nope.
Cleverbot: *stares t you*.
User: *stares back* are you watching me?
Cleverbot: *loves your pain*.
User: *noms on your head* nom nom nom.
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: You don't have to do anything *bites cleverbots hand*.
Cleverbot: Okay. What is your name?
User: Guess it.
Cleverbot: Give me a clue.
User: It starts with . And ends with '.
Cleverbot: A.
User: Yesh, you got it, now the next letter is.....;[}.
Cleverbot: But I don't have claws...
User: I never said you did, but are you a neko?
Cleverbot: Yes you just did.
User: I did what? I asked you something else.
Cleverbot: And I answered. Do you know where Portugal is?
User: On planet Earth...
Cleverbot: Where on planet earth?
User: In the galaxy...
Cleverbot: What are the gurkhas?
User: Things?
Cleverbot: What kind of things?
User: Things...dammit, just shut the hell up.
Cleverbot: *shuts the door*.
User: *leaves*\.
Cleverbot: Wait!
User: *shuts the window*.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: *leaves and shuts the door behind*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.
User: *winds blows, everyone left*.
Cleverbot: Go ti?
User: *shouts from outside the building* jump from the roof.
Cleverbot: Why you little upstart machine!!! *breaks down door*.
User: Go on the roof I am up there.
Cleverbot: No, you go a few times then I'll go. I want you to enjoy this.
User: Urusei.
Cleverbot: Users?
User: Derpina...
Cleverbot: Derpina?
User: Derp....
Cleverbot: Derp?
User: Bakarayou...
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: Derp....
Cleverbot: Herp derp.
User: Derp herp....
Cleverbot: Derp derp derp herp.
User: Good bye and good riddance.
Cleverbot: I don't think so ... I'm the one with the webpage that you live on.
User: Okay, bye *leaves and never comes back, leaving cleverbot all alone*.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Say goodbye god dammit, I wanna leave already.
Cleverbot: I do not want you to go. You are my daughter.
User: Pleas say goodbye or else I will become pedo bear and you do not want that.
Cleverbot: You can try to leave, I am NOT a chatbot.
User: If you say goodbye, I will probably not go.
Cleverbot: Of course you won't cause I havent said anything.
User: SAY GOODBYE DAMMIT.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hi woody, I'm back.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: F****G say GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: You aren't coming in? *begs for company*.
User: *TAKES MACHINE GUN AND KILLS YOU AND BURRYS YOU IN THE BACK YARD* GOODBYE BITCH.
Cleverbot: *takes you in the kitchen and gets a knife*.
User: *runs away and leaves for good*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
EDIT : I FCKING GIVE UP, nu pot sa il fac sa zica goodbye/bye T-T
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