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Jan 23 2004, 10:06 PM
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Ma gandeam sa avem si un topic de felul asta...nu de alta dar cate odata ma cam plictisesc pe net si un banc bun ma invioreaza.
Rog sa nu postati decat cate un banc pe post...maxim 2 daca sunt mai mici...sau hai si mai multe daca sunt foarte mici :)
Incep eu (un banc pe care l-am primit pe mail):
Inceputul anului scolar, intr-un liceu din America, diriginta le prezinta clasei un nou coleg: Sakiro Suzuki din Japonia. Incepe ora:
- Sa vedem, cine stie cel mai mult despre istoria Americii. Cine a zis: 'Libertate sau moarte!'?
Tacere de mormant in clasa, numai Suzuki ridica mana:
- Patrick Henry 1775 Philadelphia.
- Bravo Suzuki, si cine a zis: 'Tara este poporul, de aceea poporul nu poate sa moara."?
Suzuki:
- Abraham Lincoln 1863 Washington.
Diriginta se uita peste clasa si zice:
- Mi-e rusine pentru voi, Suzuki vine din Japonia si stie mai multe despre America decat voi! Din spate se aude o voce:
- Pupa-ma-n cur Japo imputit!
- Cine a zis? intreaba diriginta.
Suzuki se ridica si zice:
- Generalul McArthur 1942 la Guadalcanal, si Lee Iacocca 1982 la sedinta actionarilor Chrysler.
In clasa iarasi liniste, numai din spate se aude iara:
- Imi vine sa vomit!
Diriginta striga:
- Cine a fost nemernicul!
Suzuki:
- George Bush senior catre Tanaka ministru japonez in timpul unei mese de serviciu, Tokio 1991.
Un elev se ridica si zice:
- Suge-ma!
Diriginta crizata:
- De ajuns! Cine a fost impertinentul?
Suzuki:
- Bill Clinton catre Monica Lewinsky, 1997 Washington, Casa Alba, Biroul Oval.
Inca un elev se ridica si zicet:
- Suzuki asta e un rahat mare!
Suzuki:
- Valentino Rossi 2002 Brazilia Superbike GP.
In clasa e un haos total, diriginta lesina, se deschide usa si intra directorul:
- Io o adunatura de idioti mai mari ca voi n-am vazut in viata mea!
Suzuki:
- Adrian Nastase catre Tanasescu ministru de finante la o noua sedinta de modificare a bugetului si de creare a noi impozite, Bucuresti 2003
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