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jkno
Cautand umor despre Star Wars am intalnit aceasta pagina haioasa:

You know you've watched too much Evangelion when...

http://www.animecorner.com/funstuff.htm

sau mai exact:

http://www.animecorner.com/funstuff/funstuff-evalist.htm

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1. You buy a minidisc player and only listen to tracks 25 and 26.

2. You paint your goldfish bowl red and start stabbing it with a kitchen knife.

3. Every time you get into a fight you get wasted as you spend the whole time trying to neutralize your opponents AT field.

4. You get kicked out of church for shouting "ACTS OF MEN ARE BETTER THEN ACTS OF GOD!" in the middle of a sermon.

5. You buy a huge collection of motorbikes and tear off all the colored metal and rubber so as to make your own plugsuit.

6. You start checking to see if there is a penguin living in your fridge.

7. You find one.

8. You buy a pair of glasses that you don't need them and only wear them on the end of your nose until there's a crises at which time you push them up to the top of your nose and smile.

9. You take German lessons so you can understand what Asuka is saying.

10. You get expelled from German lessons because you can't stop asking the teacher what the German for "progressive knife" is.

11. You ring up NASA and ask them to 'fly you to the moon'.

12. You start wondering when Cruel Angels Thesis will be on the Top 40 list.

13. You stand looking at the city for 3 hours every night, waiting to see if skyscrapers will come out of the ground.

14. When you go round to a friends house for the night, you lie awake at night and say "another unfamiliar ceiling" to yourself.

15. You can recite all of Rei's "I am I" poems from memory.

16. You like to randomly go around and say "It smells like Ikari..."

17. You've painted your car Purple and Neon Green.

18. Whenever you get in said car, the first thing you do is say "Synch Ratio 14% and rising"

19. You've made up pet names for the angels.

20. You break up into fits of laughter whenever your science teacher mentions "Thermal Expansion".

21. You take various household machines like the toaster, the TV and the microwave, hook them together, and name them "the MAGI".

22. You've named your house pets after Characters ( E.g.: "Commander Ikari! How many times have I told you, USE THE LITTER BOX! BAD KITTY!!")

23. You refuse to make any decisions unless both "the MAGI" and "commander Ikari" say it's all right.

24. You like to go down to the zoo and drink beer in front of the Penguins, just in case one of them ever begs you for one.

25. You start to suspect that new students to your school are Eva Pilots.

26. You start digging huge holes in the ground to try to find out if the Geo-front is underneath your city or town or state or whatever...

27. Every time you see a crucifix you duck for cover thinking it's an explosion.

28. You fill your bathtub with water and dye it red just to see what it feels like to be in a Sea of LCL.

29. You hire a private investigator to find out who really killed Kaji.
(Could have been anyone, right?)

30. You ride the subway train until the end of the line and walk back home.

31. You call your local armed forces branch and ask them how much paperwork you need to fill out to "borrow" a Positron rifle.

32. Then you call the power company and ask if anyone would be annoyed if their electricity went out if you used the rifle.

33. Your car has a bumper sticker that reads "My other car is Eva Unit 01".

34. Your deleting files on your hard drive right now to make room for a copy of the .midi sound file playing in the background on this page.
Probably me
Hm, aia cu "my other car is Eva Unit 01" nu e o idee rea deloc... unsure.gif
crayven
QUOTE(jkno @ Mar 11 2006, 01:57 PM)
Cautand umor despre Star Wars am intalnit aceasta pagina haioasa:

[b]You know you've watched too much Evangelion when...

1. You buy a minidisc player and only listen to tracks 25 and 26.

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Cea mai tare...mi-a placut asta biggrin.gif
Ranma-kun
Um..., macar de le traduceai sau selectai pe cele bune, multe sunt junk. In fine e funny:P, sunt o groaza defaze de genul You've Watched too Much of something pe net, mai pt orice anime.
jkno
Lucrurile de genul asta nu se pot traduce in romaneste pt. ca si-ar pierde toata valoarea. Iar de selectat nu are rost, umorul este inteles diferit de persoane diferite; ce-mi place mie, nu neaparat place si altora...
Ranma-kun
Sorry, dar nu sunt adeptul practicii Copy/Paste, that's all. Asha ca in general dau o replica de genul asta.
rete
QUOTE(jkno @ Mar 11 2006, 01:57 PM)
3. Every time you get into a fight you get wasted as you spend the whole time trying to neutralize your opponents AT field.

6. You start checking to see if there is a penguin living in your fridge.

7. You find one.

9. You take German lessons so you can understand what Asuka is saying.

10. You get expelled from German lessons because you can't stop asking the teacher what the German for "progressive knife" is.

11. You ring up NASA and ask them to 'fly you to the moon'.

33. Your car has a bumper sticker that reads "My other car is Eva Unit 01".
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superfain ,pe mine ma captivat evanghelion asa ca toate sunt faine dar astea de sus splendide smile.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif
crayven
QUOTE(rete @ Mar 22 2006, 06:14 PM)
superfain ,pe mine ma captivat evanghelion asa ca toate sunt faine dar astea de sus splendide smile.gif laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  rolleyes.gif  rolleyes.gif  rolleyes.gif
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Si chiar ai gasit un pinguin in frigider? = laugh.gif
Anzai
2. You paint your goldfish bowl red and start stabbing it with a kitchen knife.
6. You start checking to see if there is a penguin living in your fridge.

7. You find one.
25. You start to suspect that new students to your school are Eva Pilots.

hehehe *puppy inocent eyes* *whistle*
ahem! there is no such thing as too much eva!!! tongue.gif
Tezeu
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25. You start to suspect that new students to your school are Eva Pilots.


Norocul meu ca s-a terminat scoala. Nu de alta dar aveam vreo doi noi-veniti in clasa... huh.gif blink.gif (cine stie cand o veni primul val biggrin.gif)
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