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post Nov 24 2006, 02:10 AM
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Darkthrone imi suna mie ok din genul asta, si Hammerfall este considerat de unii black (imi plac si astia desi eu nu as zice ca e formatie de black metal... parerea mea), Old Man's Child (cred ca e prima formatie de black metal pe care am ascultat-o cu placere... a fost cel mai fain majorat <<ca sa nu aduc aminte ca o singura data face un om 18 ani :P >>). Am ascultat Bathory un timp dar nu ma gadila la ureche intr-un mod placut... nu imi displac dar nici nu ma incanta prea tare. As zice si ca In Flames are macar unele tente de black incat sa merite amintita (imi place formatia).

Cautand pe google sa nu zic si eu formatii care imi plac dar nu au ce cauta la black metal, am dat de asta:

HEAVY METAL:

The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks
some beers and f**ks the princess

GRIND METAL:

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

POWER METAL:

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

TRASH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and
f**ks her....... easy and quick

FOLK METAL:

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from
all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle
and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f**ks the princess and
kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL:

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it
in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her
blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the
deflowered princess

GORE METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the
front of the castle, f**ks the princess and kills her....then he f**ks
again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, f**ks
the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f**ks it for the
last time

DOOM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that
he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the
dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESSIVE METAL:

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes,
the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to
the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques
learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes,
and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and
lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the
castle in a beautiful pink color

INDUSTRIAL METAL:

The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene
gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by
security guards.

Pare destul de corecta.

Si una si mai corecta aici.

Si daca va luati 30 min din timpul pretios sa cititi asta, nu o sa regretati. Eu am ras cu lacrimi.
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Sidonix
post Nov 24 2006, 03:41 PM
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muhahahaha.... penal dialog dom'le ... cred ca ar trebui sa ma mut in pestera :lol: ...
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post Nov 24 2006, 05:57 PM
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sau in beciul parintilor :lol: . Retardata conversatie
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Sidonix
post Mar 22 2007, 07:26 PM
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... pt cine stie si chiar pt cine stie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb5QaCfm7bg

... somethin' f***** sweet din lumea metal : Michael Angelo Batio ... urmariti cu rabdare pina la capat ce poate face omu' asta cu chitara :blink: ... "ninja" ca sa-l quote-z pe Demi :lol:
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post Jun 23 2011, 12:38 PM
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De-a lungul epopeei mele muzicale, am degustat cam toate formele de metal, oprindu-ma la black in special.
Scena pseudoapocaliptica a black metal-ului e haioasa (ca sa nu zic simpatica). Ma rog, sa nu zic ca dupa ce asculti ceva piese de genul "Nuclear fucking death machine" e imposibil sa nu ramai cu un rictus de toata frumusetea pe fata.
Oricat de mult pot aprecia orice forma de efort muzical, ingurgitarile regurgitarilor desfida orice forma de placere.

Cu toate acestea, sunt, intr-adevar anumite forme de black metal (aka neo-black metal) care, intr-adevar iti dau o senzatie placuta de... muzica.
Nou dezvoltat in ramura "black-ului", shoegaze-ul ia amploare, cel putin in ultimii doi ani.

Sunet "curat", vocal din care poti intelege ceva si armonii melancolice.
Desi nu e black metal-ul tras intr-o camera de camin, se merita ascultat.

Les Discrets - Une matinée d'hiver
Les Discrets - Septembre et ses dernières Pensées
Alcest - Sur L'Océan Couleur de Fer

Probabil 7 minute puteti sa va furati si sa ascultati macar primele 2 melodii - in caz ca sunteti in cautarea unui nou /sug/gen
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