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[Mumusan]

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[IceJack]

"At three in the morning I looked at my clock and thought, 'Good god! What on earth have I been doing for four hours?!' I looked at my screen. 'Plot summaries of Power Rangers episodes.' Damn."
—Anonymous Wikipedia addict

Desi in ultima vreme pt mine e TV tropes. ^^

Speaking of wiki:

"Sea of Japan
Should it be called the Sea of Japan, the East Sea, or even the East Sea of Korea? Are both names valid, and if so, should the article be named Sea of Japan (East Sea) or Sea of Japan / East Sea? Or should it be the actual most common English and international name Sea of Japan (East Sea), parentheses and all? Should the dispute page be called the Sea of Japan naming dispute, or the Naming dispute over the body of water between Japan and Korea and the Russian Far East? Given the existence of other names meaning "East Sea" in other languages, should East Sea redirect to the disambiguation page or to the "body of water bordered by Japan, Russia and Korea"?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars

[IceJack]

a popular German joke of the period (1945 ish):
Eins: I was thinking, after the war ends I will go for a walk around the perimeter of the Greater German Empire.
Zwei: Oh? And what are you planning to do in the afternoon?

[Garden Girl]

Nu pot sa zic quote, dar astazi am folosit intens fraza "hai ca te sun eu in 10 minute".

[IceJack]

Styles: Osbourne's the closest thing we have to an in-house investigator.
Hardy: And here you are going out of house... now, how does that make you feel, Jules?
Osbourne: Hostile and uncooperative, sir.
Hardy: Fantastic.

basic 2003 quote

[IceJack]

"...the trouble with everybody thinking you’re a hero is that they tend to assume you like being in mortal danger and go out of their way to provide some."
- Ciaphas Cain, For the Emperor

[Akashiro Kitadawa]

If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This," and kill the advisor.
— Number 46 on the Evil Overlord List.

[IceJack]

Weren't you supposed to be a guardian of good, justice and fluffy things? how come you're reading that?

"Or in my case, I strongly suspect, handed a scarlet sash and
politely shown the door because it seemed the easiest way of keeping my tutors from resigning en masse." -Ciaphas Cain,

92 - If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

[Akashiro Kitadawa]

Given enough time, any man can master their body. With enough knowledge, any man can become wise. It is a true warrior who can master both.
— Emperor Yoshiro, Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3

[IceJack]

http://youtu.be/ToQhI4QjjgQ?t=24s

[Akashiro Kitadawa]

You know you've been too long in Japan when....

.."natsukashii" comes out of your mouth instead of "what you're saying makes me so nostalgic that I must look like one of those wide-eyed manga characters with a tear rolling out of my eye."


(from a random "You know you've been too long in Japan" list- the link being posted on this site.... the irony )

[IceJack]

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
P. J. O'Rourke


We are in danger of destroying ourselves by our greed and stupidity. We cannot remain looking inwards at ourselves on a small and increasingly polluted and overcrowded planet.
Stephen Hawking
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords...RmeSAB7E704p.99

[IceJack]

I was just going to go with this one:

"if i sound condescending is because i am" (no idea who)

but while looking for a good picture of that i found this little gem:

'Do you want me to let you know when they come out with eBooks you can color?' Artist: Bucella, Marty (it's a cartoon)

[IceJack]

"Oink, oink, you capitalist pig"

https://9gag.com/gag/azbVvrN

[IceJack]

"Si ce daca, daca, par un pic nebun, un
Ce daca tot ce spun
E atat de tragic, ce n-ai mai vazut roman?
"

[IceJack]

"We’re the battling bastards of Bataan.
No mama, no papa, no Uncle Sam,
No aunts, no uncles, no cousins, no nieces,
No pills, no planes, no artillery pieces
And nobody gives a damn."

[IceJack]

"I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray! "

[IceJack]

"Don't show charity because other people are degenerate freeloaders,"

[IceJack]

Good morning world. Welcome back. Play nice.
-Saeletra (Shadowrun)

[IceJack]

"They can’t leave the water. Which is great for games where you’re trying to conquer the sea or raise the Titanic, but in Dominions, most nations have to leave the sea and, you know, fight battles and stuff. And come to think of it, once you raise the Titanic it technically is out of the sea, so even then it isn’t a big advantage to be an aboleth."

http://www.tomvsbruce.com/index.php/2014/0...ce-dominions-4/